Today's laugh, courtesy of PunditKitchen.com:

This is kind of a lame video, but one of the most awesome songs ever. Who would ever want to be king?

Jennifer sent me this today, saying if it didn't make me cry, I was made of stone. Apparently I am not made of stone.

The next time someone has occasion to order me a cake, I hope they'll get me one decorated with babies with mohawks riding giant carrots.

Thanks to this site for the horrifying-yet-baffling image.

We were at Barnes and Noble briefly on Saturday, seeking birthday gifts for my niece, and Kip found this fine item for emo wannabe kids.

(In case the cell-phone photo is too small: The title of the book is "My First Book of Cutting.")

Let me just make it clear that we did not buy this for my niece.