UPDATE: A co-worker suggested I send this to Bulletin Board, so I did. And yesterday we were the top item, online and in print. Hee.

Andrew and Kip and I were watching "The Next Iron Chef" the other night on the Food Network. Andrew watched for a bit, then he remarked, "Alton Brown (who hosts the show) is a good cook, just like Hell."

Kip and I looked at each other, puzzled. "Who is Hell?" I asked Andrew.

"You know, Hell," he said. "The guy on 'Hell's Kitchen.' He's a good cook too."

Gordon Ramsay has been rechristened in our house. His name is now Hell.