Purloined from another blog, the First Reactions Quiz. The idea is to type the very first thing that comes into your mind and you can't go back and change it:

Beer: Skunky

Sex: Yes, please

McDonald: Big Mac

Relationship: Steady

Purple: Prince

Power Rangers: Huh?

Steroids: No neck

Cartoons: SpongeBob

The President: moron

Tupperware: party

Santa Clause: misspelled, or else bad movies

Halloween: black cats

Alice: in Wonderland

Myspace: Boring

Clowns: Scary

Marriage: The second time's the charm

Paris: Hilton

Patty: Cake

Redheads: rock

Blondes: also rock

One night stands: not any more

Donald Trump: Bad hair

Neverland: Michael Jackson

Pixie: Stix

Word: to your mother

Vanilla Ice Cream: with pineapple tidbits on top

Hooters: Grow up, already

High School Musical: Yeah, whatever

Pajamas: nope

Woody: Makesh me nervoush!

Wet Socks: draped over shower rod