Still no word. La la, who cares? Not me.

So instead I'm reading Television Without Pity's recap of last night's "American Idol," and LMAO over this description of the aftermath of Chikeze's awesome version of "She's a Woman":

Ryan goes completely insane and chases Eze around the stage screaming his brain out and acting the fool. I don't even want to talk about it or tell you what he is saying because it's too embarrassing. I don't want to talk about it. I don't even want to think about it. Ryan Seacrest needs a goddamn nap.

Here's the thing. I don't think Ryan is acting.