Inevitably, while unpacking a moldy old box this week, we stumbled across a set of carved elephants that my ex-husband bought in Africa years ago.

Kip said we needed to let him know we found them and ask him what he wanted us to do with them. He said he would feel bad if we didn't.

"Go figure," he said. "I stole the guy's wife but I feel bad about keeping his elephants."