From the Department of TMI: I have a bladder infection.

I used to get these all the time in college. All the time. I was a regular at the campus health service. It got to the point where they just started packaging up the big yellow pills when they saw me walk in the door.

I don't know where this one came from, but surely I'm too old to be suffering from such a youthful ailment.

One good thing: You don't have to take the big yellow pills anymore. I take Ciprofloxacin for three days and I'm done.

Female plumbing is so complicated.