My brilliant husband earned a substantial bonus this year. We have already spent it, mainly paying bills and earnest money for the gorgeous house we're buying. I thanked him this afternoon for earning so much money and told him if it weren't for him, I'd be living in a refrigerator box.

Here is his reply:

Nah, you'd still be living with a wanna-be chess master, have good credit,
and sex once a year whether you needed it or not.

Ain't it the truth?